The year is 2007...

http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock

Help save the US president ( I don't know why you would ever want to do that) from the onslaught of Cyborg Livestock From Outer Space.

Here is a really, really crappy game in case you need a break from all the intense blogging. But I warn you now, the time you lose fighting space-chickens is irretrievable...